She grabbed the dusty tome from the ornate shelf. It fell with a heavy “thunk” on the old table. She slowly opened it to page 1337:

Republic of Ğunä (unofficially: The Ğunä), country located in central Sirna. A landlocked nation featuring diverse landscapes from the Ğunäri Steppe in the north to the Zeqır Plateau in the south. The Tirgul River and the Uça River are the primary waterways, providing irrigation to fertile farmlands in the southwest.

The Republic counts approximately 1.4 billion inhabitants according to the official census of the year 1.75b2. However, it is estimated that approximately 800 million of unaccounted individuals also live within the borders of The Ğunä.

The seat of the Ğunäri governement is distributed among 3 capital cities (Wyn, Prin, and Slovozı) as described in the Goat Agreement (short for the official document known as A Lazy Yet Constructive Agreement In Exchange for Azil’s Milk Goat) of the year 2z.99b4.

“Why Hurry When You Can Nap?” is the official motto of the country. It was adopted in the year 3f11c1 to replace the previous official motto of the country–“Don’t Be Evil x2”–and distance the government from multinational corporation Glouglou, which was involved in its first cotton candy scandal that year.

The Ğunäri king has been missing since the year 4p.11n7. Call x-bde–pl-‘č1! if you have information.